Athena's diary of random 'shiat'

Dear diary 1:

Urgh Poseidon.

Stupid Poseidon.

Dumb Poseidon.

Ok, what the Hades was I doing. Nvm. So anyway, stupid Poseidon again. Today he teased me about being a bookworm again. And again. And then he said that I was annoying him. Honestly though, I was only talking. Like, come on. Don't be a brat Poseidon. But there again, he always is a brat, so I can't really do much about that. And after that he said I had a crush on him. I don't know what made him think that. ( ok I do have a crush on him, but...)

Anyway Zeus is going paranoid and is kind of screaming while I write this. Hera is currently camping over because she can't stand a screaming Zeus. No surprise to be honest. And I thought up a punishment for Zeus or Poseidon - I haven't decided- and with every diary entry there will be one idea of an ideal punishment.

This one: throw him off mount Olympus in a tutu skirt or some other embarrassing piece of clothing. 

Yours sincerely, 

Athena

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Author's note

Ok I can't believe my mother actually admitted that she had a crush on Poseidon. Honestly. Oh, and can you comment on whether the next punishment is throw him into Tartarus or get sewn into Hades' underpants. Thanks

~ Aquiara