Donald ran inside with a burning pain in his belly button, he groaned in pain as a gorilla with golden fur came out of his belly button, Harambe ran downstairs and smiled "This is our son Trump, what shall we name him?"
"Lets name him Bernie."
"Bernie? What kind of name is Bernie?"
"A good name" said Trump looking down at his son, Bernie
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dicks out for trump (Harambe x Donald Trump)
AcciónWhat is wrong with me, I need jesus in my life (Idk if there will be smut in this. I'm so sorry)