Paulina's World

Paulina's World episode 7: America's Next Top Shitposter

Paulina was tired of her daily life. It was always the same thing over and over. Kill her friends, save Korean boys, and repeat. She had grown to feel dull, her once joyful expression now clouded by a dark emptiness.

"Paulina-chan, what is the matter?" Her friend, Nathan, asked.

"Hai, are you upset desu?" Madu chimed in.

"S I L E N C E Y O U D I S G U S T I N G M O R T A L S" Paulina mumbled under her breath, several orphan souls escaping from her mouth.

Paulina stood up and left the room, angry and disgusted by her friends. She didn't know what to do with her life anymore. Seonbae was always so busy with concerts that they didn't have time to talk to her. Sure, she began dating one of the members, but it gets quite lonely when you can't even speak with your beloved. Paulina sighed, disappointed with her life.

Just then, Paulina noticed a flier floating around. She grabbed it, slowly reading the text aloud.

"Do you think you have what it takes to be America's Next Top Shitposter?" She spoke softly.

Paulina knew what she had to do. She quickly packed her bags and punched Madu in the face for making this episode so poorly written, then left hurriedly for the next flight to New York, where the show was being filmed. Upon arrival at the recording studio, she saw so many overweight, neckearded monsters that she wanted to scream. Her confidence level dropped. There was no way she could defeat these losers in this competition. Paulina, ready to give up, heard the voice of God in her head.

"You just fucking spent money to fly to god damn New York for this shit? Wow, you're going to Hell. You better win this, kid." His gentle, soothing voice spoke.

Paulina was automatically inspired. She jumped up on stage and began shitposting like never before. The judges were amazed. They knew who their winner was.

Paulina stood up proudly, awaiting for them to call her name to tell her she was America's Next Top Shitposter.

"And America's Next Top Shitposter is...."

Paulina held her breath.

"MADU!"

Paulina died.Madu is great.The end