#COWLIN

♡worst. sleepover. ever.♡

We arrived at the airport at 7:52pm. Bye Uber! This was only going to be about a 45 minute flight, so no worries. I go through security and put my bags away. I pull out some Hot Cheetos™ and my iPod to play some Beyoncé. I pull up my window blind and slowly start to drift off...
*45 minutes later*
"Hello passengers, we are making our way towards the LAX airport. If everyone could remain in their seats, we will be landing shortly."
Huh? Are we already there? OMG, WE ARE.
As the plane slowly lands, I grab my bags and exit out of that stuffy place. Woah. California was so beautiful! There were palm trees everywhere; something you would never see in Michigan. And the weather here is so nice. I wait outside the plane and call my Uber to drive me to a hotel.
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tana, i made it!
I dm Tana as I crash onto my hotel bed. Five minutes later, I get a response.
omg srsly
yes
wya?
hampton inn
tf come to my house
lol what
don't pay for a fucking hotel we have an extra room here.
srsly?!
no bitch.
...
JK OBVIOUSLY YES COME DRIVE NOW
OMG TANA WANTS ME TO GO TO HER HOUSE!!!
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I arrive at Tana's by another Uber, about a 15 minute drive from Hampton Inn. When I arrive at her door, she comes to greet and hug me while Lumen barks. "Omg Lumen wtf." Tana picks up Lumen and Lumen growls. "Kahlen, hold Lumen. I want a water. Do you want one?" "Oh, no thanks but-" "Not you. Lumen." "Oh! Um..." I look at Lumen as she shakes in my arms. "WTF WOLF BOY YOU'RE HURTING MY BB!!" "Huh? What?" "Put. Lumen. Down." "Uh-" I drop Lumen to the floor. Tana practically cries. "ARE YOU THICK?!?! YOU KNOW WHAT." She picked Lumen up and gave her back to me. "Sleep with her tonight." Me and Lumen make eye contact for 10 seconds then she sneezes in my face. "Bye Baby! Bye, uh, yeah." Tana heads to her room while I'm stuck in the guest bedroom with Lumen. Oh boy, how wrong could this go...