The new host? (ouran highschool host club fanfic)

What The Hell A Jungle!? Where's The Damn Club!?

                 ~Authors note~

Hi guys thanks for reading my book if you like this one you may like my other one KING OF PIRATES QUEEN (ONE PIECE FANFIC) it not all in capital I just put it like that so yeah oh yeah I would like to dedicate this chapter to @hannachee for voting thankyou so much you so rock :D!!! Oh yeah thankyou for the compliment no one has ever told me I write good before thank you (0///0)

I woke up today with like a ton of weight on my shoulders. I wiped my hand across my face and growned as I stood up and grabbed my damn uniform and put it on. My stomach growled and I punched it to stop it.

"Shut up, I know your hungry but I'm out of food at the moment..." Then a knock came at the door so I answered it.

It was haruhi smiling at me already in her uniform and ready to go. "Hey a'nt it to early to go to school? It's like 6:00 schools at 8:40....so?"

"I came over to see if you wanted some breakfast we kinda heard you from next door...sorry about that..." She said scratching the back of her head then I attacked her in a bear hug. "H-HUH!!!??S-SAGE!!??" "THANKYOU SO MUCH HARUHI YOUR A DAMN LIFE SAVER!!!!" I screamed as anime tears came down my face.

She smiled and let me inside. I looked around and didn't see haruhi's dad any were. "Hey where's your old man?" "Oh he left for work already he told me to tell you bye."

"Oh okay hey i'm starving lets eat!!" She smiled again and gave me food. I said a prayer for my food then dug in. "Hey sage why do you pray every time you eat?" Haruhi asked as I looked down in anger.

"I say it because I rarely ever get to eat any were I go...they never feed me where I lived any way so I thank god I can eat now.." She looked at me in bewilderment then smiled sadly as she said.

"Well you can come over and eat all you want sage your totally welcome okay?" "MY GOD I LOVE YOU HARUHI!!!" I screamed as I bear hugged her again she just continued to smile as we talked for about two hours.

"I think we should get going don't you?" Said haruhi as I sighed then nodded. "I'm not walking come on lets get on my bike again." I said flinging my jacket over my shoulder and grabbing my sun glasses.

She sighed, "Fine just don't kill us.." She said shaking her head in disagreement with her words. I laughed at her and we walked outside to my motorcycle. I turned her on and listened to her purr as haruhi sat down behind me.

"Ready this time?" "Yeah.." She said as she wrapped her hands around my waist making me smirk because she seemed scared. I started slowly to calm her down then I went faster. I was laughing so hard it was hard to hear her screams of fear.

I almost missed the school by laughing so hard. But haruhi adjusted my vision so I wouldn't miss it. We turned in as haruhi got off and dusted her self off from any dirt that may have gotten from the ride over.

I turned off my baby and got off like normal which for some reason made many girls faint and hearts pop on their damn heads. I growed and fliped my bangs out of my face making even more hearts and passed out girls.

"Come on haruhi lets go.." I said to haruhi as I walked away slowly. She quickly followed as we walked to our first class with those weird twins.

"Haruhi~Sage~ We've been waiting~" They said in sync once again starting to piss me off. I think hikaru was on my side and karu was on haruhi's side.