Spray Cheese (and other topics of discussion)

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remember to get spray cheese

why spray cheese?

whoa

happy birthday!!!

and my sister needs it for a thing.

what kind of thing?

idk, so probably my sock drawer.

she puts spray cheese in your sock drawer?

among other things.

spray cheese is pretty tame for her tbh.

I like your sister.

noooooooo soulmate!

don't like her more than me!

I'm way better!

that remains to be seen.

also, I never said I liked her more.

just that I liked her.

fuckin logic.

it has no match for my RAW EMOTION

is that why your handwriting is so sloppy?

it's not THAT bad.

I can barely read it.

well we can't ALL write in perfect cursive all the damn time now, can we?

jealous?

it's not really your color.

I WILL FIGHT

I could take you down.

cOuLd YoU, nOw?

wanna fight?

yES

haha too bad.

you're gross.

well, you're stuck with me.

looks like it.

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