Spray Cheese (and other topics of discussion)

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I miss you.

you've never met me.

still.

I miss you.

I miss you, too.

what are you doing rn?

I'm facetiming Rose.

don't tell her I said this, but it's pretty boring.

wouldn't dare.

I like you, remember.

I'm facetiming my brother.

your brother, James Potter, chaser for Puddlemere United?

yes, that one.

okay then.

how is he?

he seems fine.

he married a girl he met at a bar last night.

they got married last night, or they met last night?

both.

so, pretty normal day for him.

you're kidding.

I wish.

he's trying to decide if he wants to divorce her or not.

how is he not sure?

well, he woke up and she made him breakfast in the nude, and she's supposedly very attractive.

if you like girls.

but he also remembers very little about her.

I'm intrigued.

do you think they'll stay together?

who knows?

James is a weirdo.

oh, I just met her.

she seems very much my brother's type.

you know James's type?

I can assume his type, based on the girl's he's dated before.

makes sense.

what is his type?

dark hair

funny

nice cheekbones

those are some of the reasons I like you lmaO

bitch you don't just like me.

that's true, I guess.

you GUESS?????

WTF????????

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YOU ASS

I'M DIVORCING YOU

we're not married.

IT'S PREEMPTIVE

are you saying we will get married?

if that's what you want.

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ANY TIME SOON DON'T WORRY

WHAT A RELEIF

I MEAN

I LOVE YOU

AND WE'RE SOULMATES

IT'S JUST A LITTLE SOON

EXACTLY

I WASN'T PROPOSING, DON'T WORRY

now that that's out of the way

I think I would like to marry you someday.