Brambleclaw: I'm better than you Squirrelpaw because I'm a warrior!
Squirrelpaw: No.
-Next day-
Ashfur: HEY SQUIRRELFLIGHT HEY GUESS WHAT
Squirrelflight: No.
Ashfur: Aww ok....
-Next day-
Ashfur: HEY SQUIRRELFLIGHT WANNA GO OUT WITH ME
Squirrelflight: No.
Ashfur: Awww ok...
-Next day-
Ashfur: HEY SQUIRRELBAE HAVE MY KITS
Squirrelflight: No.
Ashfur: Awww ok...
-Next day-
Squirrelflight: Brambleclaw I hate you! You're having incest with your brother!
Brambleclaw: Nooooooooo!!!
Ashfur: Squirrelflight will you go out with me?
Squirrelflight: Yes!
Ashfur: omg rlly?
Squirrelflight: Yes! Oh wait *gets attacked by a badger* nope still love Brambleclaw
Brambleclaw: Yaaaaaaaaay!
Ashfur: ...fak u
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