The Joker's Sister

The Clumsy Monster

A/N: This is my first story on BTS so please be nice. Although, I don't mind constructive criticism... Also I might not update regularly but I'll try since I have two other stories on another website. ENJOY~~~..^u^..
Oppa- Used by females when talking to their older brother. Also used when regarding a male they trust or a boyfriend.
Hyung- A term used when a male is addressing their older brother.
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Taehyung gulped down his half his water and splashed the rest over his head. Jin playfully slapped him and snatched the bottle before he drained it all. " if you get the floor wet, you'll be the one cleaning up" he joked but Taehyung took it seriously.
" but hyung, I can't clean it! I need to be somewhere in... Ten minutes! I'm late!" He yelled out running out of the practice room, slipping in the water as he did so. The rest of the guys started after him in confusion.

" what's up with V? He's acting weirder than usual." Jimin pointed out.
" it's not like he's going to be with a girl so then what?" Yoongi questioned. The others cracked up.
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Meanwhile, A certain V was running down the street towards the park. He run past an icecream stand only to run back to it and waited a couple of minutes to get two icecream cones before running back in the direction of the park.
after a few more minutes of running, he caught up with Mi-Hi.
" Nee, oppa! Your late..." She smiled as her brother spun her around in his arms.
" sorry sis bit hyung was telling me not to spill water on the floor... But I got you icecream! Chocolate!" He replied setting her down and handing her the icecream. He watched her smiling as she licked the sweet dessert like a little kid. They began to talk. Small things really, An ordinary conversation two siblings would have.
" so how has university been? Is it too hard? Or are you acing everything? How many friends do you have? Do you have a boyfriend? How many boyfriends do you have? Wait... Do you have a girlfriend? Teeeeeeell meeeeee!"
" Oppa!" Mi-hi laughed, " I only just started. And it's alright really. Japanese and English and art are really easy. They let me take two other courses as well so I picked music and Korean as well..."
" you picked three languages?! Man you should take an IQ test. I bet your smarter than Namjoon-hyung!"
"hmmm... Maybe but I don't think IQ get anywhere near him or any of the others... But anyways, how was practice?"
" it was boring! Everytime I try to do something not boring, someone calls me out on it... But we make jokes out of it so its not that boring, I guess..."
" Taehyung oppa, you have icecream on your nose... And forehead..." She giggled before
flicking the blobs off her older brothers face.
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" So, are you going to tell us where you've been?" Asked Jungkook asked as Taehyung entered the dorm. V only stood up and put a pillow on his head before grinning like a goofball.
" I'm not talking, hyung!" He smiled his pearly smile.
" Was it anyone we know?" Jungook continued to pester him. Taehyung simply kicked all the laundry towrds the washing machine before crouching down and shoved the clothes in with his elbows.
" I'm not teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelling!" He half-sang as he used his mouth to hold the scoop and pour the washing powder in the compartment before using his nose to start the round of laundry
"What are you guys doing? I hear weird noises... Oh just the washing machine... Could you Keep it down? I'm trying to take a nap..." Yoongi dragged his feet into the room.
"Sorry, hyung! V won't tell me who he was with!" Jungook continued his attemp at cracking the safe.
" Just tell the dude and let me sleep, V!" Suga walked out of the room. V stuck his tongue out at Jungook and went to Jin's room.
"Hyung! Kookie won't leave me alone!" V called out to Jin whilst shaking his shoulders.
"He's not the only one who wants to know... Who is is? I'll buy you chicken and rice and all other foods you like if you tell me!" Even Jin had started bugging him. Taehyung ran out the room and started jogging towards Namjoon, dropping and breaking alot of things on the way.
"Hey! I'm the one who has to do the sweeping so quit making a mess!" Rap Monster began, walking around the corner before being knocked over by V, "What the hell!?"
"Hyung!Everyone keeps bugging me!" Taehyung cried as he sat ontop of and vigorously tugged on Namjoon's shirt.
"What do they want then? And stop pulling my shirt!" He exclaimed.
"They want to know where I went!" He yelled squeezing his eyes shut and praying that Namjoon wouldn't bug him either.
"OK. Just get off now."
"EH? Your not going to bug me to?" V asked, opening one eye and mouth hanging open.
"No. Just get off."
"YAY!! FINALLY SOMEONE WHO WON'T BUG ME!!" Taehyung cried out, kicking Rap Monster where the sun doesn't shine.
"GET OFF!" He growled, punching him in the leg.
"EH? Why did you punch me?" V said confused.
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A Few Days Later

Mi-Hi sighed as she walked into the library. Her brother had been visiting her daily since she enrolled in Seoul University and today he asked if they could catch up later at the Library, so she was occupied with her new job to help pay for living costs. She didn't have to worry about the fees for Uni- her scholarship covered that- but she decided that it was about time she started earning her own income. The library was the perfect option for her: It was quiet; it paid well; and she had unlimited(ish) access to hundreds of books! Since she was early for her shift, she decided to find a hidden corner and read.
There was a perfect spot right next to a bookcase. Squashed between a sofa and the large bookcase was a beanbag that was so comfy she plopped down and picked a random book from the nearest shelf. She was two chapters in when she stretched her legs.

Someone tripped over them. "Aiee! Sorry!" She quickly said, folding her legs in again. She looked up at the stranger, who she recognized as one of her brothers friend, and smiled apologetically before continuing to read her book. Meanwhile Namjoon was looking at her with a quizzical expression. Not only did she not start fangirling, like most other girls do when they see him, but she looked extremely familiar. He couldn't put his head round it but the when he saw the title of the book she was reading, he was suddenly interested. He sat down on the sofa next to her.
"That book. Do you like it?" He asked casually. She looked up surprised but then smiled and nodded again.
"Yes, although, I think i'm reading the wrong book." She said quietly.
"You haven't read the first book?" Namjoon asked puzzled. Why would she read the econd book to a series before the first?
"Well. I picked it randomly since I'm just passing the time before my brother comes and I start my shift so I picked it randomly of the shelf... Sorry , I realize how weird I sound... DO you know what the first book is called?"
"This one is Twilight robbery... The first one if Fly By Night..." Namjoon reached out and took the first book off the shelf, "Here."
"Thanks!" Mi-Hi smiled before frowning, " Wow, these sentances do not make sense. THis book was translated into Korean?"
"Yup. It's original is in English"
"Where can I find the original- Oppa!" Mi-Hi jumped up and skipped a few paces before two arms wrapped around her. Namjoon couldn't help but eavesdrop.
"Where were you?" A familiar voiced asked rather loudly.
"Nee Oppa, Shhhh! I was here. I had time so I found a place to read but then I tripped someone over and then we started talking about a couple of books! Why don't you say hi?" Mi-hi whispered. She turned around and led V by his hand.
When Taehyung peeped over his sister's head, he froze on the spot.
"Hyung! What are you doing here?!" He whisper-shouted.
His fellow Bangtan Boy was equally as surprised, "Getting a book to read... Why are you here?"
"No reason! Bye!" He said quickly before grabbing Mi-Hi and walking in the other direction.
"Wait! Oppa, I need to grab my books..."
"Hey, V! The girl needs to check them out the library so quit dragging her," Namjoon said, handing the books over to the poor girl, "Come on V! Your clearly hurting her."
Taehyung stopped, "Are you hurt?" Mi-Hi looked away. "Ok then fine!" He snatched the books out of her hands and balanced them on her head, "you can rest until these books fall off."
She giggled but then the books began to wobble. A hand caught them from falling. From behind them Namjoon was still confused, "V. Who is she?" He asked.
"You can't tell anyone," Taehyung replied. Mi-Hi looked at her brother and then at Rap monster.
"Mi-Hi, this Namjoon. Namjoon, this is Mi-Hi. She's my younger sis and you probably know who he is." Taehyung replied bringing his sister close to him protectively. The pair greeted each other. "Hyung, you can't tell ANYONE about her!" V interrupted them, steadying the books on his sisters head.
"How come?"
"She-"
"It's personal" Mi-Hi squeaked quickly.
"Oh. OK. I won't" Rap Monster replied. Now he knew why she looked familiar.
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A/N: Thank you for reading! Please comment! OH~~ And this story is the same as the one on my quotev account, which is the same as this one, if anyone was interested...