SANJI X READER : He thought I was a Boy

CHAPTER 17

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I raced down with Luffy, Ace and Sabo, we were having great fun, until we bumped into Crocodile... He scowled at us, "Move it midgets" In a low bellowing and annoyed tone, he got out the way as soon as we could, Dolflamingo, trudged behind him laughing, "Shishishishi...see you boys at school" He seemed in a strangely good mood, maybe he successfully pulled a prank on Crocodile, he was always trying to do that...

He scuttled off as quickly as we could from those guys, they could easily dip us in acid!

"Yo! That was close!" Ace exclaimed, and Luffy sighed, and Sabo nodded. "We better go" I pointed towards Professor Shanks, who was looking out the window, "And quickly, or else he'll see us!" But Ace slapped my shoulder, "Shanks is pretty cool with us, no need to worry!" I pleaded, "20th strike now Ace, 20th" Sabo whistled, "What did you do????" I shrugged, "You know, bad luck loves me" Luffy chuckled, "Come on! Lets go already!"

We silently tiptoed our way into to class, and took our seats. 

I saw Law, that b*stard.

He came toward me, "What do you want?" I asked defensively, he bent down, "I'm sorry I had to tell" I glared at him, "Friends Law, don't tell each others secrets!" I calm looked at me, "I had to" Why? Why did he? He could easily defend himself! Law was a strong guy! Why couldn't he keep just one secret? "Why?" I asked angrily, and he sighed, "Saturday the 16th of May" 

Oh.

"Wait... What happened again?" He glared at me, "I accidentally killed someone" He said in a low whisper in my ear, ah now it all came back.

"I see Law, I thought only you, me and the corpse knew!" I also whispered back, "But don't breathe a word." He nodded and let out a little smile, and left to go sit with Bepo and Penguin, I guess now I only had to deal with Sanji and my 20th strike, I mean, I didn't technically destroy the lunch hall on purpose, I was aiming for the gym! Although, I felt either one would have served a strike....

And guess who was marching up to me at this lucky moment? Mr Pink Flamingos! Great! Happy me! 

"Ah! Sir!" I greeted, he sat down next to me in the nearest chair, "(y/n) Its been 20 strikes now."

I laughed a wearily laugh, "Well sir I didn't really mean many of the things I meant sir..."

He didn't grin, "My lunch hall?" 

"I wasn't aiming to destroy that part of the school in particular sir..."

"My 80,000 beri flamingo patterned shirt?"

"Well sir, if Sanji hadn't called me an idiot you're lovely shirt wouldn't have been in the way..."

"My new mistress?"

"Well, sir, she did say she was charging double without saying...."

"Mihawk's sword collection?"

"We've already fished out 10 new swords for the river sir, and-"

"Enough!" He bellowed, and held me by the collar and smiled, then chuckled, "We'll be discussing your punishment with the school board tomorrow, have the time of your life today sonny, because by tomorrow, it will be hell." He chuckled his signature chuckle and left the room. Well sh*t, my life was ruined!

And it was actually mostly all because of Sanji! He called me a confused and deranged plain girl, and I was about to smash him, when he dodged, and I ended up destroying the lunch hall, and the flamingo shirt was his nonchalant walking by me, and calling me an idiot, and the mistress was when he calmly told me that atlas Doffy's mistress acted like what she was! Then I ended up scaring her away.... And the sword collection was because he kept telling me that my attempt to make a cake was a complete failure, then I threw one sword after another... And there were more, but the list was just to long.

But it was all because of that so called 'gentleman'.

I waited for lunch, evil planing to rip his wonderfully expensive suit into shreds, even if it suited him really well! 

I had it all figured out.

I found him solitarily sitting under a willow tree, puffing away, I hoped he'd die sober from those cigarettes! But, my anger began to subside away as I watched him, so calm and handsome, sitting there, in that pristine suit, and smiling at the sky... And as I looked carefully, there was a violin! Sanji played? No! Stop being intrigued and go kick his ass!

I marched up with more adrenaline pumping through me, "Sanji Vinsmoke!" I bellowed, he looked up surprised, "Ah (y/n) care to have a croissant?" I glared at him, "NO!" He looked slightly perplexed, "No? But it's quite good quality..." I stomped my foot down, "All those things, you provoked me, and now my life will be a living hell!"

"You choose to react" he simply put, then held out a box of macaroons, "Macaroon, the pink one are quite tasty" 

"Aaaarrrggggg! WHAY CANT YOU JUST? I DONT KNOW!!!!" He frowned, and managed to sit my down, "I'm sorry, here, have a macaroon" He popped a macaroon in my mouth, and it was bloody deliscious, that b*stard and his cooking! He had somehow made me calm, I started to sniffle, "You horrible person!" He chuckled, "Yes, I am pretty horrible" I scowled at him, "i\ll be hanging from the roof or in a pit of lava by tomorrow!"

I ate another macaroon, and an another, until they were all gone and I wailed, "Even macaroons expire!" He bawled over laughing, "Ok, whist you mope, I'm praising my violin, it will match the mood" I punched him, but he started to play, and a really melancholy song played out, "AH WIL YOU QUIT IT ALREADY?"

Then he stopped to my surprise, his face was slightly serious, "How did you know my last name (y/n)?" 

"I...uh..." He grabbed my shoulder, "I repeat, how did you know my last name?"

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