Oh, the problems of being a woman (Fem!F&G)

Blood

Frankie should have gotten her shit together by now, she's had a uterus for fucking years. She slides out of bed, pulling the sheets off with her and turning the light on. Frankie pokes Gee in the back, continuing the assault until she wakes as well.

"What is it?" She growls, pulling pillows over her head and turning onto her stomach.

"The Red Sea has flooded." Frankie says, walking into the bathroom and opening the cabinet under the sink. "Shit."

"What?" Gee yells from the bedroom, rubbing her eyes with the heels of her hands.

"Mother Nature calls, Satin's sacrificial waterfall flows, it's shark week, I'm riding the cotton pony."

"I'm not getting you Frankie."

"CARRIE AT THE PROM."

"What?"

"Look at my fucking side of the bed." Frankie sighs, looking behind empty bottles of Gee's strawberry shampoo.

"Oh." Gee looks down to their ruined sheets. "So that's why you locked yourself in the closet after I said I didn't like NCIS."

"Oh shush." Frankie says, grabbing a couple paper towels and walking out of the bathroom. She wraps them around her panties, pulling on sweatpants and hoodie.

"Where are you going?" Gee asks, walking around ass naked as she strips the bed of sheets.

"Tampons." Frankie murmurs, pulling on sneakers and kissing Gee on the cheek.

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Frankie lays on the couch, fast forwarding through the commercials on NCIS. A heating pack lyes on her stomach and a piece of chocolate sits in her mouth. A yell startles her.

"You!" Gee storms to the top platform of the stairs, leaning over the banister to scowl at Frankie.

"What?" She asks, pausing the TV.

"You." Gee storms down the stares.

"Brought." She walks in front of the TV.

"ME ONTO YOUR CYCLE!" Frank stares, open mouthed. Gee's red locks are askew and she's only in her bra. "GO GET ME PADS!" She points to the door of their apartment.

"I just got tampons yesterday." Frankie says, leaning to the left to un-pause her show and continue watching. 

"I DON'T USE TAMPONS!" Gee screams, waving her pale arms.

"Why?" Frankie re-pauses NCIS.

"THEY'LL TAKE MY VIRGINITY!" Frankie sighs, rubbing her temples.

"You don't have your virginity."

"YOU CAN BE SO INSENSITIVE SOMETIMES!" Gee wails, running back upstairs.

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Gee weeps, rolling around on the bathroom floor. Frankie walks into the room, standing over her and offering a peace offering. Gee sniffles, snatching the chocolate and pads from Frankie.

"Am I forgiven now?" Gee nods, opening the chocolate and taking a big ass bite.

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