1) Yo Mama so UGLY she gives Freddy Kruger have nightmares!
2) Yo Mama so UGLY she got arrested for mooning!
3) Yo Mama so UGLY she scares the shit out of the toilet!
4) Yo Mama so UGLY that she makes blind Children cry!
5) Yo Mama so UGLY that her shadow ran away from her!
6) Yo Mama so UGLY that she could scare the flies away from the shit wagon!
7) Yo Mama so UGLY that when she entered an UGLY contest they said "Sorry, No Professionals allowed"!
8) Yo Mama so UGLY that she makes onions cry!
9) Yo Mama so UGLY that she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
10) Yo Mama so UGLY that Santa pay an Elf to drop off her gifts at Christmas!
