1) Yo Mama So OLD that she still thought that White Castle burgers were a dime!
2) Yo Mama So OLD she died 100 years ago!
3) Yo Mama So OLD she still remembers what was going on in World War 2!
4) Yo Mama So OLD I told her to act her age and she died!
5) Yo Mama So OLD that she remembers when god had war!
6) Yo Mama So OLD that when she farts its DUST!
7) Yo Mama So OLD she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off!
8) Yo Mama So OLD she remembers when we had to use bus tokens to get on the bus!
9) Yo Mama So OLD she remembers when she was classmates with Jesus!
10) Yo Mama So OLD she remembers 50 cents when he was a penny!
