When a woman got married she put a shoebox in the closet and told her husband not to open it. After over 50 years of marriage she was dying and told him to open the box. When he opened it there were 2 eggs and $85,000.00 He asked why this was in the box. She replied, "When I got married, my mother told me to put an egg everytime I got mad at you." He smiled thinking she was only mad twice and ask what the $85,000.00 was. She replied, "That's the money from selling the eggs.'
-not mine-
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HumorThis is a compilation of jokes that i got from the internet and some of them are not mine. I hope it will make you smile and lighten up your day. :) I'm so sorry if some of the jokes might offend you in your own weird way. Remember! It is just a JO...
