A wife was making breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful.” He said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh My Freaking Gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. OH MY GOSH! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”
The wife stared at him, “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”
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HumorThis is a compilation of jokes that i got from the internet and some of them are not mine. I hope it will make you smile and lighten up your day. :) I'm so sorry if some of the jokes might offend you in your own weird way. Remember! It is just a JO...
