Elderscrolls' wtf moments

Skyrim's wtf moments

In this book I will tell u of my rather... Interesting, frustrating, and beneficial moments playing skyrim.

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I had just recently gotten the wabbajack (a staff that when fired at another living thing will do something random. Can be acquired by going to solitude and talking to the madman who is wandering around near the blue palace) and I was enjoying firing it at whatever attacked. So a troll runs up and I fire away at it, and to my delight it turns into a pile of Gold. Thrilled, I move on and the next thing I see is a wolf, running at me near riften stables. I snicker and fire again... Causing it to transform into a demora. Not what I wanted. So I blast it again.... now it's invisible. All I can think is "oh shit! OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT!!!!" I search around looking for the little waver that indicates where it is and fire out of panic, which then causes it to turn into an invincible mudcrab. WTF. if you didn't already assume this, yes, I died.