Don't get me wrong. I don't hate the stormcloaks. I've been a stormcloak and an imperial too. I can understand both. But I found three BIG IDIOTS. has anyone else noted on how low leveled the soldiers are? Well I was walking away from morthal when I saw three of them (as u sometimes come across) trudging in the snow towards LABYRINTHIAN. At this point I was laughing. I followed them and protected them in their way to labyrinthian. At the bottom of the stairs Leading up to it, though the leader of the bunch couldn't walk over a snow drift. *rolls eyes* so I tried running at him and making him stumble over it a couple of times. Not affective. I was extremely impatient to help them get up there so I stopped, saved and.... shouted him over the damn snow. He didnt attack. So we continue up the stairs, and now of course I'm sneaking. XD just waiting for the snow trolls to massacre. I know it sounds mean, but damn they were idiots for even trying to go there. I literally pulled my phone out and recorded the whole thing. They walked in and I watched them for a cue that a frost troll had spotted them and when it did, it killed two with a couple whacks with it's arms whilst the other ran like hell. The troll pursued and within seconds he was dead as well. Pitiful. I laughed at the easiness of the trolls job. Then I realized that was kinda sick. It occurred to me that they were pixels though, so I started to chuckle again.
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Elderscrolls' wtf moments
FanfictionA book of funny experiences on skyrim. Some might just be an opinion on a specific part, but usually it's humorous.