Ever fight a dragon that's just a BIT hard for u? Yeah, me too. I had been fighting my first elder dragon, and had to heal myself several times before getting even half of it's life drained. As I went to check for more potions, I saw that there were NONE. I of course always stick up on food and healing ingredients for these times and so I started using that, but sadly, it runs out fast. so the dragon has a quarter of it's life left and I have about.... 1/16th. And I'm running like hell. Suddenly the dragon swoops down and burns me to a crisp. Afterwards, I cry out in frustration, "DAMMIT!" of course as I say that my 2 year old brother walks in, and he's got a statement for me. "That's NOT a dammit! That's a DRAGON!"
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Elderscrolls' wtf moments
FanfictionA book of funny experiences on skyrim. Some might just be an opinion on a specific part, but usually it's humorous.