Hey guys!
I haven't really been on wattpad for a while now die to the transition from primary to high school but i thought i should come back and try it again.
So, this time @lilapuppu requested for me to either write a song made with puns, or a random song about carrots and watermellons. Seeing that i never listen to anyone, im gonna do both but only the chorus cause im not that musically or literally tallented.
A Very Punny Song
I miss the good old days,
of bad jokes that were actually funny.
But now we would rather,
Just to say 'their PUNny'.
The pelican and his belly-can,
just aren't making us laugh as much as our belly can.
Fishing with skrillex isn't fun,
When he just drops the bass.
Making antifreeze,
by steeling her blanket.
A Very Orange Watermellon
Carrots and Watermelon,
Orange and green,
A carrotmelon,
I doubt you've ever seen.
Orange like a mango,
sweet as stevia,
before i go on anymore,
just eat it, will ya?
Wow, those were pathetic, please pardon my terrible lyrics. You know what would be funny, if somebody actually made that into a song, imma email it to Macklemore right now.
Lynx out!
