My Feelings can't be Killed~ Harleypool Fanfic

Chapter 1~ The Battle of the Century

Harley
        The team came up with a plan to kill these groups of superheroes named the Avengers, and X-Men.

"Harley, do you know your position?" Wally asked "Yes, I do." I said bored, you may be wondering isn't Deadshot supposed to be making the plans. Well funny story, during a mission Captain Boomerang tried to escape and sh*t, and Wally thought it was Deadshot, or so she says and... blew off his head.

"Are you sure?" She asked again "Yes, bi*ch." I said annoyed, and bored.

"I will blow y-" "No you won't, you need as many men and women you can get." I said with a smirk.

Yes, I was mad at Wally about blowing Deadshot's head off, he was my best friend here.

"Well then, go team." Wally said.

Deadpool
          We were getting ready to fight some team named Task Force X or some sh*t.

"Wade, do you know your position?" Captain America and Wolverine asked at the same time. "Yes." I said bored.

"Are you sure?" Captain America asked "Yes Motherfucker." I said annoyed, and bored... I get cranky.

"Are you ready viewers?" I asked you guys, "Are you sure?" "Ok let's go." I said enthusiastically.

Time Skip BITCHES!!!!!!

Harley
         "Are we there yet." I asked bored, and my feet were killing me. We had to walk like... 2 miles or something.

"Yes." Deathstroke said obviously tired of me asking over and over again. Hey a girl has to rest... and eat, "I'm hungry." I said wanting a hamburger mmm hamburgers.

When I looked up from my belly I saw a guy wearing a fugly blue suits with stars, and a guy wearing a hot looking skin-tight red and black suit thingy.

I whistled looking at the red and black guy.

He winked at me... somehow through his mask.

Deadpool
          I was hungry and bored, I wanted a hamburger mmm hamburgers. "I WANT A HAMB-" I stopped yelling when I saw this pretty girl with a bikini top on, damn. If you saw her you would be eyeing her to (A/N- I would be eyeing you Wade) I heard that (A/N- Dammit) I heard that too.

I heard her whistle while looking at me, I winked... with my mask on MOTHERFUCKAS!!!!

All of a sudden I hear Cap yell "Avengers Assemble." Idk what he why he always yells that.

Then I felt a small sting in my chest, I looked up and saw the girl with a surprised look on her face while holding a gun, probably because I haven't dropped like a fly.

"NICE!" She yelled with a sexy Brooklyn accent, and a impressed look on her face.

(A/N- Think of the Suicide Squad movie Harley Quinn's voice, that is the accent she has) THEY HAVE A MOVIE!!!!! (A/N- Shit).

I jumped behind a car that was coincidently placed then I raised my hand to shoot her somehow then I felt a sting in my arm again, this is how it went, ROLL THE CLIP!!!! (A/N- Got a picture instead) You lazy bitch, fine ROLL THE PICTURE!!!!

"MOTHERFUCKER!!!!" I yelled mad I got up and tried shooting at her but she kept doing flips and shit out of the way.

Harley
          He fucking tried to shoot at me!

"Hey watch the merchandise bitch!" I yelled, "Sorry, hotness." He said.

Aww I know his type, I walked over there seductively, then I got in front of him and started dirty dancing.

When he was entranced I pulled my bikini down, then I walked over to him again, and grabbed his thing then pulled it off, like a bitch.

He yelled so loud, he passed out from pain.

I looked over to my right and saw the rest of the Team down.

I decided to get a burger while they are distracted "I think I'll get a hamburger." "I want to go too." The guy whispered. I grabbed his thing then put it back.

It stitched back up or something, then he got up and we tip-toed away, I deactivated the bomb a long time ago. I am smarter then I look.

~~~~~Author's Notes~~~~~~
Hey Guys, I hope you liked the first chapter.

I hope you guys don't mind getting dirty (wink, wink) and cursing.

We will get into (SEXY STUFF NEXT CHAPTER!!!) DEADPOOL GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!