Ulzzang

two

"Tae Tae Tae Tae Tae!" Jimin squeaked, shaking the latter awake.

"Are you dying?" He asked calmly.

"No bu-"

"Then it's not important, let me sleep."

"But Yoongi changed his profile picture and I want to die," Jimin shoved his phone in the other's face.

"The other one was so cute and I miss it but this is hot and I'm shook," Jimin huffed, taking his phone back.

"You're a little too into this kid, he's probably like 10 years older than you," Taehyung scoffed, closing his eyes.

"He's twenty three."

"How the hell do you know that?"

"I looked through his comments and someone asked him how old he was," Jimin shrugged.

"I thought you talked to him and I got excited, you big nerd," Taehyung squished his face in his pillow, groaning.

"Okay, but I know how old Jungkook is too, I bet you want to know," Jimin taunted.

"... No..."

"He's eighteen."

"Oh my god, really?!" Taehyung gasped, sitting up abruptly.

Jimin nodded.

"And he's with a twenty three year old? ... Ew."

"It's only a five year difference," Jimin shrugged.

"I can't even imagine dating a twenty three year old, and I'm twenty," Taehyung scoffed.

"I fucking can, Yoongi's hot! Age is irrelevant if you're Min Yoongi."

"Do you think they're actually dating?"

"I don't know, but you don't see a lot of gay couples here so I'd like to believe."

"You're like a fifteen year old girl," Taehyung scrunched up his face, yawning.

"I wish, I'd make a pretty hot girl, to be fucking honest," Jimin giggled.

"Ew."

"Ew you, I'm the only one getting laid over here so who's the real winner?"

"Shut up," Taehyung pouted.

Jimin phone beeped, making him jump.

"The Kook posted something!"

"Ew you have post notifications on for him?"

"Stop ewing you dickhole." Jimin looked at Taehyung, his mouth open and his eyes wide. "Boy!" He, once again, shoved his phone in the younger's face.

"Gross."

"GROSS?!! You mean HOT!!"

"Okay... no."

"Come on, Jungkook's got to be doing something down there!" Jimin smirked, liking the picture.

Taehyung's phone vibrated, making him pick his phone off the floor.

"This bitch just liked my picture," Taehyung said, tossing his phone back on the floor.

"Which one?!"

"I don't know I didn't look."

Jimin got Taehyung's phone and grabbing his friend's hand to unlock it. He opened Instagram and tapped on the photo Jungkook had just liked.

"Aw~ It's the one with us being cute~!" Jimin cooed, giving the phone to its owner.

"That's from last week."

"He must've been stalking your account," Jimin winked.

"Did he like any of your posts?"

Jimin shook his head. "No."

"Did the blonde one?"

"Yoongi, and no." Jimin pouted.

"Poor baby," Taehyung teased, squishing his friend's cheeks.