Ulzzang

four

"How do you have fun around here?" Hoseok asked, kicking a pebble as he walked next to Taehyung.

"I usually just chill with my friend Jimin."

"That's boring."

"Well you could go home and hang out with your grandma," Taehyung offered.

"That'd be hell, I'll just stick with you," Hoseok said, putting his arm around Taehyung.

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"Jimin, I'm back!" Taehyung called, walking into his apartment.

"Good, I want food. Make me food!" Jimin called back.

"No, fuck you," Taehyung said, walking into his bedroom where Jimin was cuddled up under the blankets.

Jimin looked up, noticing Hoseok. He recognized him.

"This is Hoseok," Taehyung said, sitting on his bed, followed by his new friend.

"Hey," Jimin said before snuggling under the blankets.

"You're so tiny aw~~" Hoseok cooed.

Taehyung, who was playing on Hoseok's phone, handed it back once someone started calling.

"Fucktard is calling," Taehyung chuckled, reading the name onscreen.

"Oh, thanks," Hoseok answered the call.

"What up Yoongs?" He said into the phone, grabbing Jimin's attention.

"Yes Yoongi... He's not your mom... Tell him to go fuck a duck... Kook got what?!... Oh I thought you said-... okay... yeah bye."

"Sorry about th-"

"YOU KNOW YOONGI?! LIKE MIN YOONGI?!!" Jimin nearly screamed. "I knew I recognized you!"

Hoseok chuckled, sitting back on the bed. "Oh I know him for sure."

"Oh my god," Jimin squealed.

"Why?" Hoseok asked.

"Because he stalks Yoongi and thinks he's the hottest thing in the world," Taehyung said.

"Cause he is!"

"He has a boyfriend," Hoseok said.

"I'm well aware," Jimin sighed. "Damn Jungkook."

"Jungkook isn't his boyfriend," Hoseok chuckled. "I am."

Jimin's eyes widened, he nearly choked. "What?!!"

"What, what?"

"But you were so casual on the phone? And Jungkook, and the hickeys and-"

"Jungkook has a boyfriend too."

"Who?"

"I don't know, he doesn't talk about him much, I think his name is like Yugyeom or something," Hoseok shrugged.

"I guess this explains a lot," Jimin said, showing Taehyung his phone.

"That's so old, yikes," Hoseok said, peering over Taehyung's shoulder.

"Okay, but then why do Yoongi and Jungkook take so many photos together?"

"Yoongi doesn't like to be tied down so I just let him do whatever he wants," Hoseok shrugged. "It doesn't bother me if he sleeps around."

"That's..." Taehyung trailed off.

"But Jungkook is so much younger than Yoongi."

"I don't know if they've done anything, but I'm pretty sure Jungkook is faithful to Yugyeom."

"I don't understand people from Seoul," Taehyung shook his head.

"Jungkook followed you on Instagram, right?" Hoseok suddenly asked Taehyung who just nodded.

"Interesting."

"Why?" Jimin asked.

"For all I know, he only follows his friends, and boyfriend of course."

"So why'd he follow me?" Taehyung raised an eyebrow.

"I don't fucking know. Maybe he thinks you're hot," Hoseok shrugged.

"Ew, have you seen him?" Jimin laughed. "Tae looks like he got hit by a truck."

"I think he's hot," Hoseok shrugged again, making Taehyung nearly choke.

"Oh." Was all Jimin said, Taehyung still in shock at how casually Hoseok said it.

"Hotter than Yoongi?" Jimin suddenly asked.

"Come on, you don't do that to a boy," Hoseok whined.

"Well I still want food," Jimin said after a long silence.

"Me too, let's go get food," Taehyung quickly stood up, leaving the room.

"I need to put pants on," Jimin said, crawling out of the blankets.

"Nice sponge bob boxers," Hoseok laughed, going to leave the room.

"They're Taehyung's," Jimin giggled, pulling on a pair of ripped jeans.

"Oh god," Hoseok laughed louder, shaking his head after he calmed down.

"Let's go I want food!" Taehyung called from outside.

Jimin grabbed Hoseok's hand, dragging him out of the room.