When You Look at the Mirror, There is always a Side B

Waking up early is not everyone's style, and she is not an exception. However, thanks to his lazy-ass perm-head idiot boss, she was forced to work early today so that they can pay the rent to that old hag Otose.

"Urgh! Of all times, why is our idiot boss got sick?! I didn't expect that an even an idiot can get a cold, yes?" the vermillion-haired girl frowned.

"Don't frown, Kagura-chan. I'm sure that Gin-san will get better soon. So, we have do our best in this job so we can pay our debts, too" the glasses-wearing-human said to the young girl. The two teenagers were at the middle of job on stalking Mr. Kawahira's adultery. His wife, their client, was suspecting that his husband was hiding mistresses.

However, instead of cheering up, Kagura's mood just worsen. And it didn't get better when the two teenager met certain policeman on their way.

"If it isn't China," said the young captain of first Shinsengumi squad who is at the middle of patrolling Edo. "Fancy meeting you here, Piggy."

"Great! What trick do you have under your sleeves to destroy my day, tax robbers!" she retorted.

"Sorry to disappoint you, China 'cause I don't meet your expectations," Sougo said in his usual deadpan expression.

"You, two should stop fighting this early in the morning. We will disturb other people," glasses boy said in almost a hush tone just to stop the two idiots from wreaking havoc.

"SHUT UP YOU MEGANE!"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING MEGANE?! AND WHY AM I THE ONLY WITH THAT KIND OF TREATMENT?!"

"It is because you are plain, boring character that should become a side character of Gintama, uh-huh!"

"I think you should resign your post as one of the main characters of this manga and let Danna and I became the only main characters, minus that Piggy alien girl who will become my toy..."

"KORA!!! Who says I will become your toy, you sadist bakufu dog!"

And with that very moment, Kagura's fuming rage started to swallow the district. She threw numerous kicks and punches to sadist who swiftly avoided the attacks.

Okita then brought out his bazooka out from nowhere and prepared to attack the Yato girl who was also busy in preparing her Yato-grade purple parasol.

"Oi... Stop those two idiots from destroying the town!"

"Hijikata-san, what should we do to stop those monsters?" Shinpachi frantically said as he look for someone that could stop the ruckus.

"DAMN YOU, CHIHUAHUA! DIE!!"

"SHUT UP, YOU FATTY PIG!"