Once upon a time, there was a gay dude named Henry Straight.
"Hi I'm Henry Straight and I'm as straight as a ring. I'm trying to find a boyfriend who is as straight as me", said Henry.
He made his way towards the end of the straight street, Rainbow Road. Rainbow Road was as straight as a rainbow. Every house were colored with thick straight lines in the sequence of the rainbow, resulting in the name rainbow road. Unfortunately all the guys living there were as straight as poles.
Now back to Henry Straight. He made his was to Sunshine Street in search of a male being as straight as him. Onward with his trusty reindeer, Stick, dashing towards Sunshine Street in a straight line.
They were traveling towards Sunshine street in a straight line only to meet a wolf. The wolf barred it's straight fangs.
BAM!!!!
Henry Straight and Stick finally met their dead end. It was a straight one way ticket to hell.
A/N:
I hope this story was so straight your tears shot out your eyes in a horizontal straight line. Now you lie straight in a coma on your bed.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Be as straight as cooked spaghetti.
