Okay if you are one of the creepy clowns here in South Carolina who are being total buttholes and scaring the crap out of people by having guns and machetes, message me right here, right now. I'll give you my address and I'll give you 24 hours to show up before I decide your a waste of time and that you're a pansy.
If you show up, you're pretty goddamn brave. I'll compliment you for that.
Also, in case you decide to come, BEWARE OF GERMAN SHEPHERD AND ALL OF MU GUNS!!! Thank you!