I just want to say I'm a person with a kind of fucked up sense of humor. I'm not gonna say "please do not be offended, these are just jokes". No. Fuck that. If you are offended by any of these jokes, go to the doctor and try to get that stick removed from your ass. Anyway, here is a list of some of my favorite dirty or "offensive" jokes.
1_What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
2_What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you already done told her twice.
3_How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool? Flip it upside-down.
4_Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free.
5_What happened when the jew walked into the wall with a hard-on? He broke his nose.
6_How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? Nine months.
7_How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altarboy.
8_What do you call 40 mexicans buried up to their neck in sand? A spicket fence.
I know this is a kinda short list, but there are more to come (cum).
