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100% Should Use Pick-Up Lines ~ Featuring The Signs:

[If you don't like the pick-up line your sign has, then comment another one :)]

Aries: "I'm felling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?"

Taurus: "Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?"

Gemini: "Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?"

Cancer: "Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my *insert family member* and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry?"

Leo: "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Virgo: "Baby, you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet?"

Libra: "Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon."  (*swoons* Anyone else with me on this one?)

Scorpio: "Your place or mine?"

Sagittarius: "All those curves, and me with no brakes."

Capricorn: "Hi. I make more money then you can spend."

Aquarius: "You fascinate me more then the fundamental theorem of calculus."

Pisces: "Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?"

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