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What Has Been Heard At School~ Featuring The (amazingly awesome) Signs:

Aries: "I'm lawsuiting that house because that f*cking pink bush is throwing me off my game!"

Taurus: "I literally just wrote 'significant figures' as my name."

Gemini: "Jacob Sartorious makes my butt clench." (Im dying XD 😂😂😂)

Cancer: "What's a synonym for revenge that isn't so 'revenge-y'?"

Leo: "You know what I don't wanna do?!" "Live!"

Virgo: *very offensively* "Where are your pants?"

Libra: "No, you idiot. Libra isn't Spanish, it's astrology."

Scorpio: "Will you marry me?" "......." "He has his headphones in he can't hear you."

Sagittarius: "Did I just paper cut your face?"

Capricorn: "I just wanna eat my nachos, Josh Stokes!" (yeah Josh! Leave them alone! XD)

Aquarius: "Nikayla hit a guy in the d*ck by accident and he got a boner and then she hit it again. It was the worst ten minutes of my life."

Pisces: "This shows nothing but pure drama." *finger guns*

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