25 nuggets for $10!!
^That's the new chicken nugget promotion they got over at WacDonalds, and its become very popular with the teenagers and today I get to be part of this magnificent journey. Yay Yippee, how fun. Sigh oh look there I am they are frying me and I'm just floating around waiting to see these disgusting creatures eat me, its sick!!!! First we get trapped in cages and made to lay eggs and then to repay all our hard work they eat us, still I think going as a nugget may be the best way to go.
HOW FUCKING LONG DOES IT TAKE TO FRY FLIPPING NUGGETS MAN!!! I've been floating back and forth threw the same pots and pan for the last minute!! Ohh wait there done now and I get to be put in with all the other nuggets. I stalk the lady as she puts me with my fellow fallen brothers and sisters, wait not that guy don't put me on top of that guy!!!
NOOOOO!!!!
I hate this guy.
"hey Sam its me! look we were put in the same waiting slot"
"hi Gabriel"
"Look at you, did you lose wait? I can barely see you HA HA HA get it cause your a chicken ghost"
Oh god someone please buy my nuggets now.
"Yeah I got it, hey listen I'm getting a call now so I'm gonna go over here"
"A call? From who? You don't have a phone and you're dead"
"Oh um... ITS FROM THE DEAD CHICKEN AGENCY!!! yeah we are dead chicken spy's, we do missions and stuff"
"Oh cool! ill let you be then Mr Secret spy ha ha"
Ha what an idiot! thank god he's gone though, another second with him my nuggets would probably spoil. Ohhhh I hope a nice sexy girl buys me, I would really love that ha ha.
look there a babe right now in the line and she's ordering nuggets!! Yes put in the buckets. I'm ready now. Give her some sauce. Wait no! don't do that, don't put your number in there!!! You're gonna ruin my death!!!
Wait never mind that's not me, woops.
Oh there I am and looking crunchy if I do say so myself, I envy the lucky girl that gets to eat me. Oh there she is a busty blonde in a mini skirt and yes she bought me, HOORAY!!! Now this is how a real male chicken should go out, in the mouth of a beautiful woman.
BANG!!
SHE FELL!!!
IM ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!!!
WTF DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!!
NO NO NO NOOOO!!!
A STRAY DOG IS LICKING ME UP NOW AND MY BABE IS JUST TAKING PICTURES OF IT, FUCKING SAVE ME YOU BITCH!!!
Sigh that's it, I'm done with this stinking world and just to make it worst here come Gabriel.
"Oh is that you? Well look on the Brightside at least you're helping the poor"
POW!! I ghost punch him straight across the face.
