Little stories about me and my friends/family

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I have this really weird balance and sometimes I'm like "lets walk a tightrope" and other times I'm just like "oh lets walk over there never mind time to face plant" so I was with my friends from camp and we were walking to the mess hell oops I meant hall (I totally and completely meant hell) anyways we were always the last ones up so we were always walking by ourselves and all the sudden a squirrel ran by so I got distracted so I wasn't looking where I was going, then BAM! Tripped on nothing and face planted but that wasn't all, we so happened to be on a hill so considering my luck I rolled all the way down the hill and my two friends were still on top of the hill dying laughing and during breakfast we were laughing to hard that they didn't let us eat until we finished laughing or else we would choke on our food