Dumb ways to die in the hunger games (POEM).

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This is something I found on the internet (just copy, cut, paste) ! thanks!!!!!!!!

Set fire to your gear 
Poke a stick at a career 
Arrive to the feast late 
Use your only food as Mockingjay bait 

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die 

Attack someone with only a fork 
Run around the Cornicopia acting like a dork 
Try to teach yourself how to sing 
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated groosling 

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die 

Invite a psycho-killer inside your camp 
Call the star-crossed lovers Lady and the Tramp 
Take your coat off in cold freeze 
While you're hiding, loudly sneeze 

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die 

Keep a tracker jacker as pet 
While in the arena, start placing bets 
Eat a tube of nightlock goo 
“I wonder what this mine will do?” 

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die 

Dress up like Katniss during hunting season 
Disturb a nest of tracker jackers for no good reason 
Throw something at Clove's head 
Try to head around the force field at the arena's edge 
Step of the platform early; and you're dead 
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly 

The Dumbest ways to die 
Dumbest ways to die 
Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie 
So many dumb 
So many dumb ways to die 

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