10 ways to die at target

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1. Start a fire.

2. Kick the manager.

3. Go tell the employee to die in a hooollleee!!!

4. Scream: "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" to a toddler.

5. SCREAM: "I KILLED SIRUS BLACK!!!!!" IN THE KIDS TOY AISLE.

6. Get on the intercom and tell the kids to shop at Walmart because it has less expensive toys so your mommy will buy you more!!!!!!


7. Have a full-fledge battle, involving toy swords, workers and a Dora the Explorer toy that sings 'We did it! We did it!' 

8. I laugh at that one!!! 

9.Put up Undesirable No.1 posters over the price signs. 

10. Walk into the store naked, with a gun in your hand shouting: "GRANDMA!!! GRANDMA!! GRANDMA!!!!

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 13, 2013 ⏰

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