Usapang KPOP 1 [COMPLETED]

Korea VS Philippines (joke)

-Korea Vs. Philippines-

[kapag na spot-an ng camera]
Korean: [/wraps his/her face by using his/her hand.] No please i'm shy.
Filipinos: PUTANGINA! SHOUT OUT SA MGA PAMILYA KO DIYAN! KINGINA NAY TAY! ARTISTA NA ANAK NIYO WOOH!

[kapag may bangs]
Korean: Annyeong! Your so kyeopta unnie. I like your bangs.
Filipinos: Kingina pre! May DORA oh!

[kapag may eyebags]
Korean: Look how big is his/her eyebags. He/she always wanted to overtime on his/her school. Such a good student.
Filipinos: KINGINA PRE! NAKA-DROGA ATA TOH EH NOH?

[kapag ma-itim]
Korean: Woah! Your skin is so cool!
Filipinos: PUTANGINA PRE! PAMBANSANG ULING NGA PALA!

[kapag ni-reregaluhan]
Korean: Just a simple rose.
Filipinos: Mahal! Kapag monthsary natin bigyan mo'ko ng CHOCOLATE NA LIMANG PACK, BOQUET NG ROSES, PERA, TAPOS BONGGANG BONGGA YUNG VENUE KUNG SAAN NATIN I-CECELEBRATE HA?

[kapag na-dapa/natapilok]
Korean: Hey? Are you okay? Here, Give me your hand.
Filipinos: KINGINA PRE! MAY NADAPA OH! HAHAHAHAHA! ILAN NA SUNGKIT MONG ISDA ATE/KUYA?! HAHAHAHAHA!

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