Okay so Norway said I am supposed to write my stories like this:
OLOLOLOLOLOL I AM AUSTRIA I PLAY THE PIANO I SEW PEOPLE'S UNDERWEAR!
But everyone knows that's not how I write. Huh? WHAT? REALLY? Hm... okay so apparently from what Switzerland says there ARE rumors going around about me. but I don't actually talk like that. Okay I am going to go clear all this up with everyone. That way people aren't looking at me like I am some sort of monster.