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Wow! Salad!

This salad is great!
I love salad!
It's seasoned with invisible cheese and ranch.
Bright red tomatoes add some variety.
The vibrant green lettuce is smooth, wet, and crunchy.
Salad is a perfect, healthy meal that everyone can enjoy!
Honestly, I'm running out of things to say about salad.
I mean, it's okay, I guess.
Personally, I don't like it too much, but this woman is completely into her salad.
I mean, look at her.
Seriously.
She's really digging it.
Who gets this excited over salad?
I mean, if the salad had bacon in it, then I would probably understand.