As soon as I heard he was coming to my town I bought all the tickets so I was the only one there. I got myself a wonferfully black dress to draw attention to my crippling depression which I knew excited his love pickle. I put on my black lipstick and mascara getting ready as my snout oinked uncontrollably. It was 6:00 ten minutes until the time written on each of the five thousand tickets I had. Mommy pig told that bitch ass Daddy pig to take me to the date... I mean concert. Daddy pig hated me the day I got my snout pierced. But it didn't matter tonight was going to be perfect and not even he could ruin it. We pulled up to the concert and nervously I strolled in.
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