I sat in the car on the way to tylers house trying not to cry tears of joy. Tyler Joseph ( I call him sexual muffin top) explained how he knew my name because him and Brendon Urie were involved in the illuminati, and how the concert was cancelled due to Josh being Dun with everything. We finally made it to my house, luckily no one was home. Tyler escorted me up the stairs to my room and sat on my bed. He motioned for me to come closer to him, and I did. Tyler slipped off his shirt showing me his beautiful chest and stomach. He then moved to his trouers taking them off slowly making me want his flesh snake even more... "TYLER NOOOOO" yelled Daddy pig. Daddy pig must have been sleeping downstairs and I didn't notice! "DADDY PIG IS IT U MY LOVE" tyler screamed back. Dazed and confused my vision went black.
