Chyna POV
So today is my sister's wedding. August is here and my sister hates him. He's just too blunt for her. He thinks I shouldn't be marrying him.
My sister Cory is marrying this lawyer and honestly I'm happy for my big sister.
Aug - when dis shit gon start. Chy I could've stayed at home.
Chyna - stop it August.
Avery - yeah I could've stay at home with pops.
Like father like son.
I rolled my eyes.
The ceremony started.
Finally my sister walked down the aisle.
Aug's phone went off.
Aug - Wassup nigga. Oh shit. Nah. I'm st Chyna's sister boring ass wedding
Ruby - turn ya phone off August.
Aug - dis ain't the muthafucking movie. Da fuck.
Chy - o lord
He finally stopped his conversation.
Avery laughed.
Chyna - Avery don't start. August.stop acting childish and set an example fa yo son.
Aug -ight damn
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After the wedding we went to the reception.
Ryan ,Cory's husband walked over to us.
Ryan - hey
Chyna - hey Ryan
Aug - aye why you marry dat troll over dere
Chyna - I'm sorry for him. He didn't mean none of it.
Aug - yes I did.
Ryan - why are you disrespecting my wife.
Aug - look if you wanna bitch I'll fight I don't give a fuck.
Cory walked over.
Aug - god damn dis food nasty as hell.
Avery - yeah
August took the car keys out my purse.
15 minutes later he came back with Popeye's.
I looked around at the scenery. It was beautiful.
August rubbed my thigh.
Aug - what ya looking at baybeh.
Chyna - babe this is beautiful.
He laughed stuffing the cake in his mouth.
Aug - dis look like a sweet ass fucking fairytale. Dis ain't Cinderella bih. Da fuck was she thinking. Dis shit look like some kindergarten girl fantasy. Yo sister 33 news flash dat hoe ain't 4 no more.
Everyone stared at us.
Aug - fuck y'all looking at. C'mon Chyna get da baby and let's go. You better get ready for fuck session 121.
He picked up Avery who was laughing. Avery always thinks everything Aug says is funny. But Aug just blunt as hell
I went to the car.
Cory called me.
Cory -he ruined my wedding.
Chyna - Cory I'm sorry for him
Aug - baby don't apologize for me.
Cory - tell him to apologize
Aug - hell no dat shit was boring as fuck.
He hung up in her face.
Avery - ohh mommy gon whoop ya ass.
Chyna - watch yo mouth before I whoop yours too. August you in trouble.
Aug - hell no. You in trouble fa bringing my ass to dat boring shit.
I rolled my eyes.
But you gotta love August stupid ass.
