Holding on to Harambe

Harambe at best

Tyler called josh to come over. Josh agreed to go to his house. What he didn't know was that he had a surprise waiting for him when he got there.

He opened the door to tyler's house, and saw tyler sitting in the middle of the floor ,crossed legged, he seemed to be holding a picture frame.In it was the sexiest beast, Harambe. Tylers face froze with seriousness. He looked like he was about to cry, he managed to croak out "I know you dick wasn't out for Harambe, was it?"

Josh seemed frustrated toward that question, almost exposed it seemed.

"Tyler...I'm sorry?" he shouted, But tyler had already ran off to the bedroom they shared, holding the picture to his chest sobbing.

Josh decided that in order to get tyler back, he must get his dick out for Harambe. So he fished in his pocket looking for his phone. He wanted to learn more. Josh found a wikipedia page dedicated to Harambe. While he scrolled through the page looking for information, tyler suddenly lunged towards josh in a gorilla type manner. He screamed "NO STOP, HARAMBE IS TRIGGERING". Tyler started to get in a ball and rock. He was getting flashbacks of the incident. The kid, the gun, the brave, brave gorilla that must not be forgotten. Josh looked into tyler's eyes ,tears running down them, he managed to say "I'm Harambe ,and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my zoo keeper and friend ,Cecil the lion. Everything here has a story and a price. One thing i have learned after 21 years- you never know WHAT is gonna jump over that fence."

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I blame everyone on my tøp account @tylers.skinny.jeans for giving me this idea :))

well, I'm going to regret this in 5 years