How do two tortoise talk to each other ?
On their shell phone.
JUDGE : You have done 10 crimes in this week.
CRIMINAL : Yes sir , I am basically a very hardworking person.
What does one math book say to the other one ?
I have got lot of problems.
What mammal ( not human ) walks on two legs .
A penguin
A boy orders a pizza for her sister and he eats all the toppings on the pizza.
His sister asks that why have you eaten all the toppings ! ?
The boy says that I have eaten the toppings : KYONKI BABY KO BASE PASAND HAIN !
What does a tissue say to another tissue ?
I have got lot of issues.
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ARYA & ARNAV FUNNY JOKES........ HA ! HA ! HA !
HumorThis book will make you laugh so much that your eyes will become full of tears. THIS IS A BOOK FOR THOSE LAUGH LESS....... Laugh out loud after reading this book !!!!!!!
