ARNAV'S HORRIBLY HILARIOUS JOKES

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What does Superman say to Batman ?

I think you should be batting with the cricket team.

What does a man say to the  sand ?

You make me sneeze.

Why was a man banging his head on the wall ?

Because his head was paining.

Why does a fire say spray water on me to the fire extinguisher ?

Because he was burning.

What does an apple say to another one ?

Why is blood flowing out of our body.

A man was standing under the umbrella.  Other two men came without an umbrella. Why didn't they go under the umbrella ?

Because it was not raining.

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