Mom- What does Idk Ttyl ily mean?
Son- I don't know talk to you later I love you.
Mom- Ok I will ask your brother.
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Daughter- MOM!!!
Mom- What?
Daughter- Do you know what that means?
Mom- Your brother told me it was a alien smiling. I have seen him text that to his girlfriend.
Daughter- It Means Penis.
Mom- Tell your brother to come home now.
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Son- Dad can you pick me up from school?
Dad- Why?
Son- I got expelled.....
Dad- YOUR GROUNDED WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!??
Son- Well my teacher said 'If anyone thinks your stupid stand up.'
Dad- AND???!!??
Son- I stood up. She said 'why do you think your stupid?' I replied with 'I'm not I just didn't want you to be alone'
Dad- that's my boy!
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Dad- Hey Kassie wanna come to my house? Wife's out of town And stupid kids are at School.
Daughter- Hey DAD this is one of those "Stupid" Kids of yours.
Dad: $500 And a new Phone.
Daughter: $1000 New Car Flat screen TV and The iPhone 7 plus
Dad: Deal
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