Teacher- Ok if I have 6 bottles in one hand and 5 bottles in the other what do I have?
Student- A drinking problem.
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Teacher- Ok Maria Please go find America on the map.
Teacher- Now class who founded America?
Class- Maria
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Teacher- Now all Idiots please stand up
For a while no one talked. Then a student finally stood up.
Teacher- Why do you think your stupid?
Student- I'm not. I just hated to see you standing up there all alone
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*Kindergarten Class*
Teacher- Kids remember Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words will never hurt.
*Kid throughs a dictionary at her*
Kid- Did those words hurt?"
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Teacher- If you had 10 cakes and someone takes one how many do you have left?
Student- 10
Teacher- ok but what if some one forcefully takes one how many do you have left?
Student- 10 and a dead body
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