Rekting Doctors. (JOKE CHAPTER)

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Welcome To The Black Parade *cries emo tears*
*two weeks later*
Garroths POV)
I was standing outside of the doctors office. "Everything is going to be okay." Laurence told me. "Okay..." I said.

*Tiem skip brought to you by: The I Write Sins Not Tragedies Wedding Ceremony...WHOOPS 












"Holy shit."
I said,  not believing what the doctors just told me. Tears were rolling down my eyes. "N-No way!!" I said.























I'm pregnant.
Holy shit.
No way.
This is fake.








"G-Garroth were gonna be dads!!" Laurence said. I got up from the seat and Laurence gave me a bear hug. "L-Laurence your k-k-killing me!" I said while laughing. "Sorry Gar-Bear." Laurence apologized. I started to laugh.  I'm gonna be a dad. How amazing. "Congratulations." The doctor said while walking out. When the doctor was all the out and the door was closed Laurence kissed me. He gave me a big kiss.
Pregnant.
Amazing.
I didn't ever think I would become pregnant.















































wAIT A SECOND?! IM PREGGO WITH A BABY?! IM A GUY THO! WHAT THE FUCK










I ran out of the door, breaking the kiss. "DOCTOR?! IM NOT PREGGO! I SWEAR!" I screamed. "Uh, yes you are." The doctor said. "UH NO IM NOT." I yelled in the doctors face. "Sir don't yell at me or we will kic-"




















"TRY ME BITCH." Garroth screamed
"OHHHH" screamed Laurence.
Garroth then throws a box of chocolate at the doctorzzz.























            This turned out to be the
                Best day of Garroths
                        Short lyfe.


















He died trying to get the baby out of his penis. Whoops.




I was bored on the bus when I wrote this. This is not a real chapter xD

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