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Pizza

Eldon
Guys, I'm going to die

James
I'm not paying for the funeral

Riley
WHAT HAPPENED

Michelle
Babe are you okay?!

West
Eldon next time you die don't text me I'm trying to sleep

Richelle
Eldon hurry up and explain

Eldon
Okay

Noah
???

Eldon
So

Michelle
IN ONE MESSAGE

Eldon
Jeez jeez alright
So I'm going to die, because my favourite pizza place is closed😭

Riley
I thought you were hurt smh.

James
I'm still not paying for your funeral

Riley
James!!

James
Sorry but do you know how expensive they are?

Emily
Omg, he's not even dying so we don't need to worry about a funeral cost!

West
^

Eldon
Wait so if I was that's all you'd care about )):

James
Yep

Riley
He's joking.

Jame
No shit.

Eldon
I'm so confused

Giselle
You always are

Richelle
What pizza place?

Eldon
Lavins Pizza😭

James
Just go to Pizza Hut

Eldon
NO!

Richelle
Y?

Eldon
I can't just betray Lavins pizza!

Emily
This is stupid goodbye.

West
^

Giselle
^

Riley
^

Richelle
^

Noah
^

James
Well then...

Eldon
All I need is some Lavins pizza😭

James
Goodbye.

Michelle
Babe come over and I'll make you pizza

Eldon
Alright😊😘