Friend: (text) Where are you? Me: (text) At the grocery store:) Friend:(text) What are you doing there. Me:(text) You know hunting elephants!
Normal people when they walk into a house:"Wow u have a lovely home"
Me when I walk into a house:"Can I get the wifi password"
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That face your friend gives you when your crush walks in @ @
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Admit it you have at least once pretended the ground was lava and to survive you needed to jump from couch to couch
Saying I have so much work to do while playing on the internet
Me: *breaths*
Mom:don't you give me attitude missy
Chasing after your pet like "let me live you"
Late in the night when your brain starts to go like "you know what's a good movie Paranormal Activity
When some one walks to slow in front if you
Running up the stairs because u sense a evil presence behind you.
Teacher should not punish you for some thing you did not do so it's ok I I don't do my home work
Finishing a tv series and thinking what am I gonna do with my life?
Excuse me favourite character did I give u permission to die
676,852.744.663 are to lazy to read that number.
