I Want To Do Shisha...

Chapter 1 - Getting It

So one day I was in Tothill Car park (only utter road men know where this is), and my gangsta friends were doing their causal weeds and vapes. I always thought weeds and vapers were disgusting and I swore (not that I swear as I'm a good Christian ⛪️) that I would never do the drugs, only memes. But something about ma roadmen bæs made me want to do it. More than ever. I was getting urges. Again. Again. It was so tempting as the weeds don't appeal to me, but dem vapes doe. FUCK ME UP DADDY!

I couldn't stand it any longer. I flapped 🐥 over to my squadington and asked if they would let me do the vapes. They said noooooo. As I'm a road man, I don't GIVE A FLYING FUCCCKKKK. So I grabbethed the vapey stick and ran. As I ran I sucked and sucked, like my dads shlong 🍆, and that banana flavour cummed through. Oh dayum.

The vapes are magical. Especially for a novice roadie like me. I fucking deep throated that vapey shit and jeez I could feel the nicotine in me veins. I'd always gone on aboot the shishas to me hoes at home, but they always called me road man. They didn't know the half of the story. It fucked my hole so hard. The vape stick in my oval orifice. I nearly squirted it felt so good. I actually felt like cumming when the banaenae came in my veins. Oops. That was when I jizzed. In. My. Pants.

You know when you nut so hard, your pelvic floor muscles collapse. That was how hard I came.
Anyway, back to me flapping away from my roadie crew with dat bois vape pole. I could seen them cumming full pelt at me, running with the pole.

Finally. I lost them and I had the vapeh pole. Oh shite, I dropped it. CUMMY, yellow, banaenae liquid came all over the floor by Kempton Libery. (Only true lads have ever been to Kempton).
Oh well. I licked up the cummy liquid, like I lick out my gals pussy. TBH the banaenae one is shit, but that crap costs money, so I ain't wasting that. Fuck me up.

Eventually, after I licked up the banaenae, I ran home, glad not to be holding the roadie vape pen. I walked in and my mum asked where i was. I simply said, "the MY LITTLE PONAY TOUR BUS". I went to my room to fap over pictures of my roadie crew.