Syd's rant/story time book

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September 29 2016
hey y'all it's the next morning and and why I'm talking like this and I've been thinking if meridith isn't dating Kian I may like her but Kian can't date her but idk. They seem like they broke up and i think Corey is dating her because of everything on twitter unless it's km of those fake one like you know the Kian Jc fake tweet on Friday would be there last video YEAH RIGHT! They would never tweet that!

Idk what to talk about. Ummmmm what the haile i forgot what I was gonna say. OOOH zack taught me this this ready Sugar Honey Iced Tea SEE that's why I say it all the time and no one notices beside me and zack and maybe Britney idk if I told her yet but I can.YASS IM BY TACO BELLL OH WHAT THE HAILE MAN DO I LOVE SAYING THAT!!!!

It's so funny and I hope Biancca and Damian don't break up because this morning I was Watching Bianca do her lyric prank on him but all I have to say is that Damien Dosent take pranks well and Bianca dosnet either but she gets over it but Damien gets over it to mostly but if it's like breaking up or cheating they are really mad.

Ohh I really need to catch up on mcjuggernuggets (Jesse) CAUSE he posted a video about a new series and I was to see what's it's about but I'm So busy with dance and school and mowing and homework ugh! Well I also need to Catch up on joe and larrys videos I love when they make videos together cause I love there laugh and there so funny.

SIT THE F DOWN AND SHUT THE F UP SYDNEYS GONNA TELL YOU A STORY! Watch me make this 2,000 words about nothing when this was supposed to be a cahpter but it's just a rant and story time with sydsquid MAN no one calls me sydthetot or sydsquid only Leslie calls me CHICKEN!!! I AM CHICKEN CHICKEN IS ME DUDE!!! IM REALLY HYPER I HAD COFFEE TODAYYYY!!!

My name is Ronald you know what I wanna say! What? Sidown raberto like sit down in the same word yeah like that. no my earbuds are breaking I hate the earbuds I got the ones with the thing on the ear.

Ooh yesterday I almost walked into a table CAUSE I don't remember who I was texting.why am I like this?! Idk because your sydney! True bout that dude! Some people annoy me so much on the bus so I can't wait till I get new ear buds so I don't have to listen to them.

Ooh you know what I want wait I just thought of something really funny ok so I was watching this video of this old man that got light up shoes and when the lights came on he said GET OUT OF TOWN I was laughing so hard.

Ooh man I'm gonna start saying that. What the haile i forget what I was gonna say. Ooh it looked like i was texting something and they said something funny like I was on my calculator and I was smiling cause I thought of something really funny. Why do I always say ooh when I think of something. Oh whale that's why I am the real idiot hahah my phone was gonna put princess yeah right I ain't no pretty princess I am a ugly potato.

No one likes me and my mom always yells at me to get a boyfriend and leave zack alone but I don't know how that would leave zack alone even if I had a boyfriend. Ooh my goodness gracianios I don't know how to spell it. Wait what was a i gonna say now? Idek anymore. Ow I hurt my neck but it's all good in the hood. If I ever meet the Dolan's twins before my prom if I don't have a date I probably won't but I'm gonna ask gray but he'll probably say no but yeah.

I was texting Ethan on kik one time and if it's the real Ethan than I am happy because I made him laugh because he said that's dope and I don't know what I said but I said dope like a rope dude and he laughed I'm very proud of myself of making the ETHAN GRANT DOLAN laugh. I'm sorry but hey yalls it me walking down these halls and on the tables flipping people off with my middle toe. Man it's so hard not to laugh while writing this.

YEAHHHH MY SONGS ON we ITS not really a song it's instrumental but it's on the background of D&B nations videos well on some of them. Who ever is reading this do you think i laugh like a hyena or like the lion king hyena cause my mom and Zack do. If I let you have my phone I must really trust you because I can't even let my mom or dad or the babies with my phone. Gabby I know you'll read this so when I leave my phone sitting on the table while I throw my stuff away that means I trust you.

I can't wait till my shirts come in. Who ever else is reading this gabby likes Daniel i thinks that's his name would you like to know what she said about him. Gabby you'll really hate me but this will never be posted and nobody will know but WHAT THE HAILE THERE 2 STINK BUGS ON THE ROOF HELPPPPP!! Well what I was saying was but idk well I'll show y'all what she said about him:

He's perfectly imperfect with his Amazing skin, Perfectly placed curls, Perfectly crooked teeth, Perfectly plump lips, Amazing brown eyes, Perfect everything. He's so perfect, that's why I think I'll never even have a chance with him, I feel like I'll never be good enough for him because he is My dream. ~GABBY2k16

Now when we read this in the future we'll see if you ever date him,marry him, or even get over him. Gabby What would you do if I showed him this like for some odd reason we would become friends and I showed him this and I never told you about it.

People always say I'm smart NO IM NOT! I guess mostly I only am smart when I'm not fangirling in my head and I'm actually paying attention like man I have so many questions. I wonder what's the limit of words is for on wattpad. Well I guess I'll find out.

How in the haile do I have more things to say today than yesterday. Maybe yesterday was just a rant and I guess I don't have a lot to rant about in this fandom. LISTEN KIAN ROBERT LAWLEY IF YOU POST ONE MORE PICTURE THE FANDOM IS GONNA DIE YOU ARE BURYING US ALIVE WIH THESE PICTURES COME ON MAN.

VITALY I LOVE YOU BUT STOP KILLING US WITH ALL THESE PICTURES OF KIAN. GET OUT OF THERE HOUSE AND LET US BREATHE. Wow the sky is really black and I think I hear a gun. Ok I'm done for today bye yalls!