"THAT'S IT! WE'RE OVER TERENCE!" Monique shouted as she kicked me out of MY apartment, not that this is surprising. As you may have guessed by my reaction, her voice, and well the title of this story, this ain't the first time I'm left on the streets.
"Hey Devonté, can I crash at yo' house? Moni kicked me out"
"Sure man, but your gonna have to hang outside for an hour. I'm kinda gettin' a lil' somethin' somethin' ah hah!" Laughed Dev,
"Thanks dude" and I hung up.
Stuck outside without nothing to do for an hour I started to wander until I reached the local bar Monaki.
"What can I get y- hey! Teri! Which girl kicked you out this time?" Sam, the bar guy asked.
He knows all about my trouble with women and how I can't seem to keep one tied to me without doing something to screw it up, I mean how was I supposed to know Franchesca would catch me helping her sister in a small out of hand mouth to mouth practice session, or that Tina don't like threesomes (well it was mostly me and the other girl), or most recently Monique wouldn't care to find me and....Beckii was it? Doing....what were we doing? I dunno, Beckii was kinky.
"Gimme the usual Sammy old buddy"
"Oh, avoiding the question? This one must've done you dirty!"
"More like caught me dirty and dick deep in jesus (pronounced hey-SOOS) knows what!" I said downing my drink and preparing for the next round.
I spent the better half if the hour telling Sammy about Moni, Beckii, and gay bacon strips.
"Well....can't help you there Teri, anyways your hour is up. Better go on before your friend decides they need another hour, then you'll NEVER leave!" Sam pushed me outside practically at gun point, but I wasn't complaining since I was tired!
After walking, practically five miles, it was actually just five blocks but I felt lazy! I FINALLY arrived at Devonté's house, catching him walk so fine chickita out the door.
"Yo! Dev ma' man! Who was that wonderfully bodacious brunette?"
"That my good friend, was Tiniqua. She Shareece's big sister." He replied.
"Lil' Shareece with the huge booty from down the block? Dayum!" I exclaimed.
Shareece was this junior in high school we knew from our school days before college. She wanted me but I don't do jailbait, you know how people say "bitch sends heyy wit' two Ys she want the cock?! Well this one sent 46!
"So...that's most likely what Sharee will be in a few years? I think I can try that" I slyly smiled.
"Don't be pedophiling on me! Remember we going clubbing tomorrow night, now let's get inside! My lady magnet is freezing!" And we headed inside.
He let me crash on his couch for the night, I couldn't sleep though. Moni meant more to me than I let on, that night I silently cried myself to sleep.
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