*CRASH*
There goes the good china again...
*SLAM*
She could have atleast not slammed the door...
-flashback 10min.-
"Ricardo! I saw the text messages and the panties! I know you have another woman up in my house! I should've known better than to take you back!"
"Lilliana! It's not like I cheated! She was a foriegner and had no place to stay! Plus it was friggin' storming outside!! Should I have just left her?!"
"YES!! She would've been picked up by Jorge cause y'know Jorge can't resist a pretty face!!"
"Well I'm not that kinda guy. If I see someone in need I will help them."
"Just shut up you lying cheating puuto! Te odio y nunca quiero volver a verte!"
"Nena por favor!", she always has to be so difficult...
*CRASH*
There goes the good china again...
*SLAM*
She could have atleast not slammed the door...
*sigh* This happens every time she finds something thats not hers or mine...
-FLASHBACK-
"WHOSE UGLY ASS UMBRELLA IS THIS?! YOU CHEATIN' ON ME?!"
"WHO WAS THAT GIRL?! Oh...that was your long lost sister? Y'all look nothing alike."
".....So when were you gonna tell me that you're Nicaraguan and Cuban? You lying whore."
-END FLASHBACK-
She thinks I'm a player because in high school I was THE Ricardo Mejia, notorious player, but when I met her I changed. Lilliana Garcia is my everything, she made the man I am now! If it wasn't for her I might be a deadbeat or worse! I love her with all my heart, but she just won't say yes...
"GOD DAMMIT JUST TRUST ME AND MARRY ME ALREADY!!" I shouted to the heavens, for 3 years I have had a ring stashed from since 4 out of the 6 since we started dating. She used to be wondeful, one missunderstanding changed her trust in me completely.
One night Katheryne, my brother Diego's girlfriend, knocked on my door just minutes before Lilliana was to arrive for our 23rd (and counting) date, we had been together for almost a year now and we planning to make love on our 30th date.
"Hola, Rico. ¿Cómo estás? preparado para su cita con Lily?"
"Jajaja, Tengo un regalo para ella! Es mi anillo preciado, me había puesto en una cadena por ella y me la vaya a dar con ella esta noche. Creo que estoy enamorado de ella."
"Ahhh, me parece bien. Pero...usted también debería hacerlo..."
And then Katheryne kissed me, right when my brother brought Lily in. As you can imagine they both went nuts! Lily pounded Kathy til she bled and my brother almost bludgeoned me! Thankfully I was able to dodge his blows and explain the situation, he forgave me and dumped Kathy but Lily wouldn't talk to me for months until I did the most SAPPIEST thing ever. She forgave me, except now she doesn't trust me.
"I need a drink...", and with that, I headed to Monaki.
Upon arrival at my favorite drinking establishment, I noticed Sam the bartender man talking to a slim asian man.
"Hey Sam...." the man said
"Oy veng....not another one!" Sam sighed.
"Another one?"
"Don't be a nosy chismoso! Sneaky asian man...well what's got your face all frowny?"
"Well...it happened again." He sighed.
He told the entire story to Sam, being sure not to leave out any details. Damn! This guy had a life so full of crap! Even I find it saddening; The many whores, sluts, skanks, bitches, cheaters, liars, one night stands, and even the "I promise baby it wasn't my fault!" excuse.
"Well...that's a very colorful story that's for sure!" Sam bellowed between laughs.
I will admit it's also a bit funny...
"I suggest you take a break from the dating scene. Start with keeping her as friends rather than waking up next to her nude figure in the morning okay?" Sam said to the man.
He stroked his chin thinking.
"Hm....okay I shall!" He declared.
And with that, the man walked out.
Wow, I never knew people could have such awful lives too. As I walked up to Sam, he sighed as he noticed me.
"Lemme guess, women?"
"How'd you know?"
"You aren't the only one today..." He sighed again, maybe I shouldn't bother him....nah, it's my turn to talk.
So talk I did. About Lilliana, Katheryne, my life, Diego, and even the weather. After the conversation, I felt lighter. Like, the weight of everything had been lifted off my body and I was finally feeling what it felt like to be alive and free.
"Thanks Sam, you're awesome."
Just then, my cellphone began to ring Lilliana's signature ringtone; 10,000 Midnights Ago by The Spill Canvas.
"Baby, I'm sorry...I was jealous, te quiero mucho. Please come back?"
*sigh* I guess I'm heading home to mi amor, lets just hope this time she doesn't go off on me for something else and I can actually be home for more than a week.
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It took me FOREVER to write this! My computer broke, I had to go out for a while, more excuses and etc! But here's the final guy, from now on the story starts to mix and intertwine and it will take me a while to write.
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Cupid's Chokehold
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